Back Aches and Pain

Do you like back aches and pain?

I do not like them, I am going insane
I do not like back aches and pain

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there
I would not like them anywhere
I do not like back aches and pain
I do not like them, I am going insane.

Would you like them while you walk?
Would you like them when you talk?

I do not like them while I walk
I do not like them when I talk
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do like back aches and pain
I do not like them, I am going insane.

Would you like them with heartburn?
Or how about morning sickness return?

Not with heartburn
Not with morning sickness return
Not while I walk
Not when I talk
I would not like them here or there
I would like them anywhere
I do not like back aches and pain
I do not like them, I am going insane.

Would you prefer a stretch mark surprise
Would you, could you tolerate varicose veins on the rise?

No, I would not prefer a stretch mark surprise
I could not tolerate varicose veins on the rise
I would not like them here or there
I would like them anywhere
I do not like back aches and pain
I do not like them, I am going insane.

Would you like instead your ribs manhandled with a forceful kick?
Or perhaps constipation is what makes you tick!

I would not like my ribs manhandled with a forceful kick
Nor is constipation what makes me tick
I would not like them here or there
I would like them anywhere
I do not like back aches and pain
I do not like them, I am going insane.

Do you like back aches and pain?

I DO NOT LIKE THEM, I AM GOING INSANE
I DO LIKE BACK ACHES AND PAIN