Crazy Baby Names!

My husband and I have started the daunting task of trying to pick a name for our baby. I’ve been frequenting the baby name message boards on the internet to see what kind of names people are thinking of these days, and have discovered (much to my horror) that some of these poor little babies are going to suffer a lifetime of torment and agony from some of the goofy names parents are coming up with.
I just had to comment and share these goodies with you.
Here are some of the winners:

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I heard the name Zavary today for a boy. I love it! What do you all think? I also heard the name Toka for a girl,What do you think of that name?

Hey, Toka! Wanna go for a smoke-a? How about some cocoa? She really likes mocha! Let's buy an artichoka! She lives la vida loca!

Zavary - sounds like gravy. Are you hungry for some savory gravy Zavary?

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i like Brendan. and for a girl - Egwene.

Yeah… if you want your kid called "Ewwie" for the rest of her life.

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I like the name Tegwin for my third child. My two children have uncommon names that are easy to pronounce and spell. I am compelled to use something original...ideas???

Yes. Jump off a bridge. Your kid sounds like one of those retarded fantasy creatures from Lord of the Rings.

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Andreana Calida
Damita Nicole
Adoncia Noella
Kamaria May
Elliot Ness

Andreana Calida (An earthquake fault)
Damita Nicole (A cheesy tasting snack)
Adoncia Noella (A giant man eating snake)
Kamaria May (Fried Octopus! Gross)
Elliot Ness (A big scary monster that lives in the ocean and doesn’t like to be seen)

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For the last 50 years, my family has been naming their children after Southwestern Ontario cities. My brother is Barrie, my sister is Kingston, and my cousin is Markham. I am due in two weeks (it'll be a girl) and I thinking about naming her either York or Orillia. What do others think?

What about naming your kid ofter the greatest town in Newfoundland. It’s called Dildo!http://www.k12.nf.ca/woodlandelem/our_school/dildo.html

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I grew up with a "grown-up" name (Victoria) and a "kid" name (Tori), as did my sister. I have always liked having both available....so we plan on naming our firstborn son Creighton.

At last! A breath of logic! When he's little, he can be called....Crate of Shit. Or One-Ton Creighton. Or Mr. Defies the I before E rule. And when he's older, you won't know what he's called because surely you won't be on speaking terms.

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I like the unique names like.... For a boy: Ezra or Solomon (from the bible)But my husband hates Ezra I really like Ezra. It is so strong and manly!

I don't know... I'm sure you can find a name better than Ezra.

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What is a nature realated name for a boy? I am pregnant with a boy and I already have four girls. My girls are Summer Skies, Autumn Night, April Shower, and Spring Flower. Please help I am due in November.

Star Light, star bright, first star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, let this lady be a mental patient whose "children" are actually straws she stole from the hospital cafeteria.

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What about these unique names for a boy? What do you think:
Dunstan-hill stone
Eadmund-wealthy protection

YIKES! Do I really have to say anything about a name that means a hill of stone and sounds like Dunce Cap, or a name that means "wealthy wolf" and sounds like chronic sinus congestion?

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how about:
Winter Snow
Forest Greeneor
Sage August

How 'bout Oy and Vey

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