Pregnancy Madlib

Obviously....I'm VERY BUSY in these last few minutes of work!
I was just visiting PregnancyWeekly's blog about Pregnancy Madlibs and decided to try one out for myself! Does anyone remember mad libs? Oh my! How many tears of laughter where shed over those funny little fill in the blank stories!

Here is my Pregnancy Madlib story. I was in tears laughing over this (hey...I never said I had a GOOD sense of humour!)

"Is that beer or did my water just break?" Karla wondered aloud.

"OYE!! Call the shoe," shouted Mark, grabbing the coffee pot and running into the closet.

Holding her pelvis, Karla ran like an perky paper toward the window.

"Remember what they said to do - to get through the contractions, you need to skip, skip, skip," Mark said cautiously.

"Calm down! If this is labor, I'm The Pope."

"But we have to be ready! Do you have a focal point?"

"Yes," Karla said. "The church."

"I'll go see if I can swiftly fit it in the house. You stay here and leap," yelled Mark, and ran out the door.

Karla jumped back into the closet and sniffed. Maybe it was beer, after all.